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Exhibitionist Cinema 01

 

CFNF and CMNF video clips from mainstream movies.

 

Nude dancer (NSFW).

When virginal devout Christian cop Sgt Howie (Edward Woodward) is sent to a remote Scottish island to investigate the disappearance of a little girl in the 1973 horror movie The Wicker Man he is appalled to discover the place is awash with pagan practises involving all sorts of rude and nude shenanigans. In this scene naughty naked minx Willow (Britt Ekland) is trying to lure him into sin with a nude dance routine. Howie manages to resist temptation but I bet he needed to polish his truncheon afterwards. (For disclosure I should tell you that Britt refused to show her bum on camera so the rear shots are actually of her bum double: I trust this will not spoil your enjoyment).

 

A naked forfeit (NSFW).

In this scene from the convoluted crime caper How To Seduce a Virgin, made in 1974, a group of people are playing party games in which the loser must pay a forfeit. Martine, played by keen exhibitionist Alice Arno, must surrender her clothes after losing a game, resulting in a saucy CFNF CMNF strip show which is clearly appreciated by the rest of the group. I trust you will enjoy it too.

 

Starting the day right (NSFW).

Some say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day as it sets you up for the travails ahead. This lucky chap in the 1978 movie Stay As You Are is doing just that when bare babe Francesca (Nastassja Kinski) leaps on him for some CMNF frolics and insists that he supplement his meal by chomping on her peachy bum cheek. If that doesn't set a chap up for the day ahead then I just don't know what it would take.

 

The origins of voyeurism (NSFW).

It will come as little surprise to regular readers that Your Humble Blogger is a big fan of bare babes. However, there are those who inexplicably regard the female form as an obscenity which must remain covered at all times. Here is a moral tale from the 1961 film Erotica which explains how such a prudish approach gives rise to prurience, voyeurism and a whole host of social ills. After watching this I'm confident you will do the right thing and support your local branch of The Bare Babe Liberation Front.

 

Vicar versus bare babes (NSFW).

As the religiously inclined among you are doubtless aware The Evil One has a host of wiles to lure the unwary into sin. These wiles often involve bare babes as we can see in this clip from the 1972 movie Blood Sabbath in which temptation takes the form of a coven of saucy witches who like nothing better than dancing around naked at every opportunity. When the local priest confronts the witch queen Alotta he finds himself surrounded by a bevy of bare babes who just want to make him happy with some CMNF fun. Whether The Lord has endowed this fellow with a will of steel or whether he finds choirboys more to his taste I couldn't say but he miraculously resists their advances while I, along with most readers of this blog, would have surrendered to temptation in mere moments.

 

Naked slave girls (NSFW).

Have you ever dreamed of having a bunch of naked slave girls attending to your every desire? Well, for these lucky ladies in the TV series Spartacus: Blood and Sand that dream is very much a reality. How I envy them.

 

A topless girl's choir (NSFW).

It has long been a dream of mine to form a choir of naked babes to bring music to the masses and pleasure to the deaf. A cheeky missionary has a very similar idea in the movie Cobra Verde, made in 1987, when he signs up some topless babes for his mission choir, and with such a wide variety of bare boobs on display there is surely something to please all tastes. These saucy minxes certainly look like they're enjoying putting on a performance and I think all girl lovers are guaranteed to enjoy it too.

 

Naked bridesmaids at The Devil's wedding (NSFW).

While The Horned One has, quite understandably, garnered plenty of bad publicity over the years one thing that can be said in his favour is that he is a huge fan of sexy bare babes. Here is an example of his exquisite taste in such matters, taken from the 1973 schlock horror The Devil's Wedding Night. If only all weddings were like this.

 

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