Exhibitionist Cinema 05
Videos of naked actresses in CMNF, CFNF and public nude scenes.
Revolutionary exhibitionism (NSFW).
The 1976 film Ilsa: Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheikhs sees Dyanne Thorne revive her role as Ilsa (you can see her in the first Ilsa film in the Mad Science and Monsters section). When revolutionary forces threaten to overthrow the despotic regime by which she is employed Ilsa sends her two trusty lieutenants, Satin and Velvet (Tanya Boyd and Marilyn Joi) to battle the insurgents. This brace of bodacious babes decide to enter the fray wearing nothing but their thong panties. Perhaps there is a sound military strategy behind this move but I suspect it is more likely a flimsy excuse for yet more gratuitous female nudity. Either way, it makes for a highly entertaining battle scene.
Emergency exhibitionism (NSFW).
In the 1972 horror film The Flesh and Blood Show a group of young actors decide to rehearse their upcoming play in a creepy old theatre only to fall victim to all sorts of sinister shenanigans. At the start of the film two of the actresses, Carol and Jane (played by Luan Peters and Judy Matheson) are soundly asleep in their flat when they are awakened by a frantic knocking at the door. Carol brazenly answers the door without bothering to put any clothes on and is startled to discover fellow cast member John, apparently the victim of a stabbing, leaking claret all over the place, leading Carol to run about in a panic with her big bouncing boobies jiggling vigorously. Jane rather unsportingly has her nightwear on so alas we don’t get to see her boobs in this scene but rest assured that she does have a nude scene later in the film, as indeed do all the other actresses with never more than a few minutes going by without another bared beauty showing it all off (this is a 1970s horror film after all).
Magical boobs (NSFW).
These clips are taken from laughably awful 1984 shlockfest The Warrior and the Sorceress which stars David Carradine as itinerant martial arts master Kain who arrives in a small town in which two rival warlords battle for control and the wily wandering warrior hatches a plan to pit them against one another to ensure their mutual destruction by convincing each that he is their ally against the other. Not exactly original I know but the film is saved by its staggering silliness and the presence of Maria Socas as Naja, the sorceress of the title, who can apparently create a magical sword which will make its wielder invincible and who spends the entire film wearing little more than a thong. Presumably she has magical tits which must remain unfettered to enable her supernatural sword smelting powers: they certainly do have a bewitching effect as she wobbles and jiggles her way through the movie.
A naked gladiator girl (NSFW).
Pretentious big budget movies just cry out to be parodied and 2000's Gladiator is very much a case in point. Happily the parody version, Gladiator Eroticus vs The Lesbian Warriors, not only makes a mock of the original but also boasts a host of bare beauties in gladiatorial action as General Eroticus (Darian Caine) wows the crowd with her martial prowess and insatiable lesbian lust. However, when Emperor Dickus Minimus tries to introduce a heterosexual element into proceedings the fans are, quite understandably, far from happy.
CMNF interrupted (NSFW).
What better way to spend the evening than attending a CMNF soiree? Clearly that is the view taken by a group of chaps in the saucy 1973 movie Fruhreifen Report. However, hardly have the ladies of easy virtue whom they have employed for the occasion disrobed than proceedings are rudely interrupted by the police, resulting in befuddled bare babes scattering in all directions as they flee into the night.
CMNF interrupted (NSFW).
What better way to spend the evening than attending a CMNF soiree? Clearly that is the view taken by a group of chaps in the saucy 1973 movie Fruhreifen Report. However, hardly have the ladies of easy virtue whom they have employed for the occasion disrobed than proceedings are rudely interrupted by the police, resulting in befuddled bare babes scattering in all directions as they flee into the night.
CMNF showtime (NSFW).
Here is a clip of unknown provenance I chanced upon some years back which, in my view, should have become the paradigm for musical numbers. This chap simply cannot sing a note (in fact, the song is more enjoyable if you mute the sound) but the performance still makes for enthralling viewing thanks to the brace of bare babes who flank him. Just imagine all those predictable formulaic variety shows on TV being given just such a CMNF twist: what a joyous place the world would surely become.