Strange Cinema 01
Strange, surreal and sexy video clips from the movies.
An odd udder obsession (NSFW).
Eleonora (Barbara Bouchet) is a lady with a bizarre udder fixation in the 1978 movie How to Lose a Wife and Find a Lover. Here we see her berating a chap with her exposed boob as she role plays some sort of bovine Earth Mother character, causing the perplexed fellow to flee the scene in consternation.
An unusual garnish (NSFW).
Simon, the protagonist of Forbidden Legend: Sex and Chopsticks 2, is sampling some grapes while watching his favourite concubine, Lotus (Serina Hayakawa), dallying on a swing when she invents a saucy serving suggestion which the lucky fellow finds very much to his taste. Surely I'm not alone in thinking this scene could form the basis for some sort of competitive sport.
A decidedly deviant doctor (NSFW).
Dr Lessing (Lea Lander) is, like all doctors in Nazisploitation movies, very keen on flagellation. However, unlike most of her ilk, not only does she like dishing out beatings; she enjoys receiving them too. As if that isn't eccentric enough, she is also prone to fits of uncontrolled lesbian lust. Small wonder that her assistant, Nurse Clara (Agnes Kalpagos), grows increasingly disconcerted by her superior's strange behaviour in Achtung Desert Tigers.
A CMNF science experiment (NSFW).
When Akiko (Yoriko Doguchi) arrives at university in the surreal 1985 movie Bumpkin Soup she finds herself on a campus inhabited by all manner of eccentric characters including professor of mad science Dr Hirayama whose experiments invariably involve bare babes and who soon persuades Akiko to be his latest test subject.
Assault on boobies (NSFW).
Such is flat chested schoolgirl Masako's resentment at her well endowed compatriots that she develops a secret identity as avenging harpy Big Boobs Buster to torment them by exposing their breasts and making copies of them for the purposes of jiggly blackmail. If that sounds like a bizarre plan then I can only say that this is a truly off the wall movie, although it does boast an awful lot of big bare boobs so it's definitely a must see for fans of fuller funbags.
An odd exorcism (NSFW).
You might imagine that girls who are possessed by evil entities would be inclined to get up to all sorts of naughty naked mischief and in the case of demoniac babe Lee Ping in the ribald 1991 comedy The Golden Lotus: Love and Desire that is exactly what happens. If it meant that you could induce ladies to do this sort of thing who wouldn't want to be an evil entity?
Unusual martial arts training (NSFW).
In the saucy retelling of the great Chinese epic The Water Margin - Heroes' Sex Stories, made in 1999, martial arts master Yin Ching has achieved supremacy with an impressive range of weapons and yet he feels that something is still lacking in his life. When a saucy strumpet awakens his pork sword energy it proves to be a life changing moment with profound consequences. If martial arts training had been like this in my younger days I may have developed the chi flow of a kung fu genius. (Well, probably not but, damn, it would have been fun trying).