Tits of Fury 01
Videos of topless and nude girls fighting in kung fu films.
Big Areola style kung fu (NSFW).
The 1994 film Angel of Destruction concerns martial arts expert Jo Alwood (Maria Ford) who has been hired to protect a pop idol from some unsavoury types. Here we can see her putting her martial prowess to good use as she intercepts a bunch of thugs who have broken in, intent on mischief. The intruders are startled by Jo and her unfettered tits of fury as she delivers a masterclass in Big Areola style to leave them wishing they had stayed at home.
The perils of showboating (NSFW).
Focus is vital in any martial encounter. This is just as true for women's topless boxing (an inexplicably neglected combat sport) as it is for any other martial art. In this clip from the film Punch we can see what happens when a girl fails to focus on her opponent.
A CMNF kung fu hooker in action (NSFW).
The rather improbable plot of the 1993 kung fu flick Women on the Run is that a prostitute who is also a martial arts expert teams up with a female cop to take down a major crime syndicate. In this scene, which occurs early in the film, kung fu hooker Swallow (Tamara Guo) unleashes her tits of fury on a disrespectful client as she hands out some summary CMNF kung fu justice.
A CMNF Jiu Jutsu demonstration (NSFW).
This clip is something of a departure from the usual Tits of Fury videos in that, rather than the bare babes in kung fu action you have come to know and love, here is a lady demonstrating her Jiu Jutsu techniques while completely naked. I would love to know how to enrol for lessons at her dojo (and I bet you would too).
Magical ninja boobs (NSFW).
Quite apart from their legendary mastery of stealth and subterfuge ninjas are reputed to be masters of magical martial arts. In the case of female ninjas these mystical powers can be greatly amplified by the simple expedient of getting naked for some CMNF ninja action, as we can see in this clip from Female Ninjas in Bed with the Enemy.
Tattooed tits of fury (NSFW).
If you enjoy samurai slasher movies with lopped of limbs all over the place and fountains of blood spraying the camera then the Lone Wolf and Cub series, made in the early 1970s, is very much for you. It is the story of disgraced ronin turned assassin Ogami Itto who "walks the way of hell" with his infant son in tow. The fourth film in the series, Baby Cart in Peril, introduces the character of Oyuki (Michi Azuma); a female assassin who has had her boobs tattooed with demonic figures so that when she deploys them in combat the juxtaposition of beguiling boobies and terrifying tattoos will befuddle her foes, giving her a decisive advantage. As you can see, this proves to be a winning strategy.
Kung fu sauce (NSFW).
The 1994 film A Chinese Torture Chamber Story is pretty difficult to categorize, featuring kung fu, comedic sex scenes and bizarre judicial punishments being meted out to wrongdoers by a torture obsessed judge. I would say that it is unique except that it has a sequel (which sadly fails to live up to the original). As an example of the oddness on offer here is a scene in which a couple of fellows wandering through a bamboo forest stumble upon a martial arts duel which soon turns into an exhibition of kung fu sauce (and pretty hot kung fu sauce at that).