Exhibitionist cinema (NSFW).
Bodacious bare babes in mainstream movies.
CMNF in the pub (NSFW).
In recent years the hospitality industry has been engulfed by a crisis with vast numbers of public houses being forced into closure, sparking debate as to how these once cherished institutions might be saved from extinction. Well, they could take a lead from this scene from Game of Thrones in which the patrons of an ale house are treated some CMNF entertainment. A chap by the name of Bronn is enjoying his ale when he attracts the attentions of saucy strumpet Armeca (Sahara Knite) who seems strangely besotted with the gnarly old warrior’s nose. For his part, Bronn is not so concerned with Armeca’s proboscis as he is with other parts of her anatomy and he wastes no time in stripping her completely naked in front of his entranced fellow drinkers so that all present can admire her charms before lounging back to sup his ale with Armeca sitting on his knee as naked as the day she was born. Lucky sod.
A CMNF garden party (NSFW).
The saucy spy caper Tiffany Jones, made in 1973, certainly doesn't lack for bare babes (it was the 1970s, after all) and may even have set a record for most naked ladies in a scene from a mainstream movie when a visiting foreign dignitary needs to be distracted as part of a plot to bring about regime change and what better distraction than a whole host of girls stripping in front of him? Even if it isn't quite a record you must admit it looks very much like CMNF heaven on Earth.
CMNF in space (NSFW).
When a pair of daring chaps blast off into space to explore the Moon they little suspect that their destination is not only habitable but is inhabited by a race of scantily clad Moon babes in the 1961 nudey cutie classic Nude on the Moon, directed by the legendary Doris Wishman. Here is a montage of the intrepid explorers getting to know the natives as they explore this saucy new world. I'm amazed that NASA never used this as a recruitment video: I would have signed up for the space program in an instant. If you have a keen interest in astronomy you can watch the full movie at The Internet Archive.
Help needed (NSFW).
Hidden camera shows could be saucy affairs back in the 1970s as we can see in this clip from the UK version of the Candid Camera franchise in which a naked lady flags down various passing chaps to ask for directions. I suspect that girls who got up to this sort of thing nowadays would find themselves getting into all sorts of trouble with the law. Will this senseless oppression of naked women never end?
Dancing naked (NSFW).
Here is another offering from the wonderful world of 1970s German sex comedies featuring Ingrid Steeger as a girl who appears as a spectral exhibitionist and performs a naked dance routine for a very lucky chap in The Calendar Girls. How I wish I could find a saucy spell book which would allow me to summon ethereal babe babes to gyrate around like Ingrid. Surely such a tome is out there somewhere awaiting discovery.
A CMNF spy scene (NSFW)
The honey trap is a tried and trusted espionage technique which has landed many an unwary fellow in trouble over the centuries. This clip from the 1976 Nazisploitation movie Salon Kitty (based on a genuine Nazi run brothel in which all of the supposed prostitutes were, in fact, agents of the regime) shows one garrulous fellow talking himself into an early grave. It only goes to show that bare babes are likely to cloud a chap's thinking in even the most perilous of circumstances.
Jungle jugs (NSFW).
There have been many retellings of the Tarzan story over the decades but my favourite is Tarzana the Wild Girl, made in 1969. When an aristocrat sends an expedition to look for his long lost daughter who was believed to have perished in a plane crash years before they discover that she has become the queen of the jungle who roams through her domain wearing nothing but a thong as she commands all her animal friends to do her bidding. Alas, she is also being sought by a gang of bad guys who plan to kidnap her and demand a ransom. This, understandably enough, makes Tarzana suspicious of all strangers. So how does one gain the trust of a wary wild girl? The answer, it transpires, is remarkably simple.
Tribute exhibitionism (NSFW).
As a general rule I am not a fan of tribute acts but I am perfectly happy to make an exception in the case of Gretchen Mol's portrayal of The Notorious Bettie Page, seen here demonstrating legendary pin up photographer Bunny Yeager's assertion that Bettie could somehow be "nude but not naked". Far from being exploitative, this is a film which deals sympathetically with its subject, very much portraying Bettie as a person and not merely a pin up. After all, exhibitionists are people too, no matter how much prurient puritans might try to demonise them for their lifestyle choices.
Exhibitionism in the zombie apocalypse (NSFW).
Some girls are such committed exhibitionists that even the outbreak of the zombie apocalypse won't stop them getting naked. A case in point is '80s scream queen (and shameless show off) Linnea Quigley whose character, Trash, is performing a public striptease atop a tomb in the 1985 comedy horror The Return of the Living Dead when a release of military grade corpse reviving chemicals has the dead returning to life like it was going out of fashion. The unfortunate Trash falls victim to the zombie horde and joins them as they rampage through town, remaining stark naked as she does so and I have to say she makes a great looking zombie. Back in the '80s it seemed like every actress on the planet was making a physical fitness video and Linnea cashed in on her notoriety by making a saucy zombie themed workout video which you can watch at The Internet Archive.
Magical boobs (NSFW).
These clips are taken from laughably awful 1984 shlockfest The Warrior and the Sorceress which stars David Carradine as itinerant martial arts master Kain who arrives in a small town in which two rival warlords battle for control and the wily wandering warrior hatches a plan to pit them against one another to ensure their mutual destruction by convincing each that he is their ally against the other. Not exactly original I know but the film is saved by its staggering silliness and the presence of Maria Socas as Naja, the sorceress of the title, who can apparently create a magical sword which will make its wielder invincible and who spends most of the film wearing little more than a thong. Presumably she has magical tits which must remain unfettered to enable her supernatural sword smelting powers: they certainly do have a bewitching effect as she wobbles and jiggles her way through the movie.