Exhibitionist cinema

Exhibitionist cinema (NSFW).


CFNF and CMNF video clips from mainstream movies.


Show off sisters (NSFW).

While the 1972 film Virgin Witch doesn't work too well as a horror movie it is an outstanding example of exhibitionist cinema with a host of nude scenes featuring saucy siblings Ann and Vicki Michelle. The meagre plot involves aspiring model Christine (Ann Michelle) being recruited by an agency run by Sybil Waite (Patricia Haines) who is, in reality, a devil worshipping lesbian. Christine is whisked away to a remote country house for a photo shoot (and, unknown to her, some satanic shenanigans) with Betty (Vicki Michelle) coming along for the ride. While Christine is being photographed Betty takes a bath only to be spied on by a dirty old man. When Christine returns, determined not to let her sister out nude her, she strips off yet again for a shower.


This clip features Christine being initiated into the coven by Sybil (looking resplendent in her diabolical dressing gown) which, I need hardly tell you, involves her getting naked yet again. Then, having seized control of the coven from Sybil, Christine initiates Betty by oiling up her bare breasts in front of all the other satanists. These are by no means all of the nude scenes in the film as all of the leading female characters get naked at least once to keep CMNF and CFNF fans more than happy.


Rani; goddess of boobies (NSFW).

Back in the 1980s sword and sorcery films were awash bare breasted babes and Sword of the Barbarians is a fine example of the genre with boobies being unleashed on a regular basis throughout the feature. Here we can see the dark lord of the piece summoning Rani, Goddess of Fire and Death (played by Margareta Rance), who materialises to her devotees with her boobs out after being conjured up in a ceremony involving bare breasted babes. How could anyone not want to sign up to the cult of Rani?


Two exhibitionists for the price of one (NSFW).

Here is another clip from the ribald 70s comedy Au Pair Girls with a double helping of CMNF fun when saucy au pair Randi Lindstrom, played by Gabrielle Drake of UFO fame, and her companion are stranded after their car breaks down and then get completely drenched, leading Randi to strip off her wet clothes. The fun doesn't stop there, however, as Randi's search for some dry clothes leads her tho a photographer's studio where model Karen (Christine Donna) is happily posing naked for a bubble bath advert. Such saucy CMNF scenes were considered completely normal in the mainstream media of those days. How times have changed.


CMNF and CFNF medical exams (NSFW).

Here are some clips from the 1973 film Frauleins in Uniform showing a bunch of patriotic girls in 1940s Germany who have enlisted in the army to help with the war effort. To ensure that they are all fit and healthy they are subjected to medical examinations while they are all stark naked by some medical staff who don't seem terribly excited about doing what many of us would consider a dream job. These girls even get naked for psychological evaluations which may seem a bit unnecessary but it is no doubt a very therapeutic experience for the psychologist involved.


Bare breasted babes run amok (NSFW).

Just imagine that you are an intrepid explorer in search of a lost civilisation and that when you discover this elusive culture it turns out to be comprised entirely of scantily clad babes who live on top of a mountain of gold. Sounds like an earthly paradise, right? Well, that's exactly what happens to one happy chap in the 1986 film Golden Temple Amazons. Unfortunately for him these babe breasted warrior babes don't take kindly to interlopers.


CMNF in the pub (NSFW).

In recent years the hospitality industry has been engulfed by a crisis with vast numbers of public houses being forced into closure, sparking debate as to how these once cherished institutions might be saved from extinction. Well, they could take a lead from this scene from Game of Thrones in which the patrons of an ale house are treated some CMNF entertainment. A chap by the name of Bronn is enjoying his ale when he attracts the attentions of saucy strumpet Armeca (Sahara Knite) who seems strangely besotted with the gnarly old warrior’s nose. For his part, Bronn is not so concerned with Armeca’s proboscis as he is with other parts of her anatomy and he wastes no time in stripping her completely naked in front of his entranced fellow drinkers so that all present can admire her charms before lounging back to sup his ale with Armeca sitting on his knee as naked as the day she was born. Lucky sod.






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