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Naughty nuns

Naughty nuns

 

Shameless sisters getting up to all sorts of saucy shenanigans in the convent.

 

A naughty nun flashes her boobs (NSFW).

When troublesome Isabella (Paola Senatore) is sent to a convent for the good of her soul by her strict uncle she is not best pleased about it in the more than usually raunchy nunsploitation movie Images in a Convent. She shows her rebellious nature immediately by refusing to fasten her novice's habit and flashing her boobs at the Mother Superior. I need hardly tell you that Isabella is going to be subjected to plenty of flagellation (and, of course, lesbian sex) before the film is over.

 

Naughty nuns from the future (NSFW).

In a post apocalyptic future the final hope of humanity lays with a group of roller skating nuns called The Bod Sisters in the 1986 B movie Roller Blade. When not battling the forces of evil these saucy sisters spend a lot of their time naked (as well as occasionally losing their clothes in combat too). Here we can see three new members of the sisterhood being checked out in the nude by supremo Mother Speed before being sent forth to "skate the path of sisterhood". Surely cheesy cinema doesn't get much better than this.

 

Remote controlled nun (NSFW).

When Sister Maria joins a convent she little suspects it is a front for all sorts of BDSM shenanigans as she is coerced into becoming a Nun in Rope Hell. Among the indignities to which she is subjected by the shadowy figure running the show is being fitted with a remote controlled orgasm inducing contraption which we can see being tested out in this clip. Apparently this is some sort of anti escape device employed to curtail her frequent breaks for freedom. It certainly stops her in her tracks whenever it is activated. Quite apart from remote controlled orgasms this is very much the go to film for all fans of non stop nuns in bondage and nun on nun flagellation action.

 

Welcome to the convent (NSFW).

When novice nun Maria (Susan Hemingway) arrives at the convent in the 1977 movie Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun she is at first given a warm welcome by her new sisters but, because this is a Nunsploitation film, this happiness is short lived as the mandatory sadistic lesbian mother superior bursts in to force the novice to remove her clothes before making her don a bra of thorns. Poor Maria's misfortunes are only just beginning as the sadistic supremo subjects her to one torment after another for the entire duration of the feature, for this mother superior is not only a sadist and a lesbian but also a practitioner of every form of sexual deviancy and a closet satanist who summons the Horned One (played, appropriately enough, by Herbert Fux) to give all the naughty nuns a damned good seeing to. All in all, one of the finest Nunsploitation movies ever made (especially if you are a fan of naked nuns in BDSM scenarios).

 

A sadistic lesbian mother superior with a gentle side (NSFW).

In the world of nunsploitation movies it seems every convent is ruled with an iron hand by a sadistic mother superior and Convent of Sinners is no exception. Like all of her ilk this mother superior (played by Aldina Martano) likes to hand out plenty of flagellation to her charges on the flimsiest of pretexts. But the arrival of new nun Susanna (Eva Grimaldi) awakens a softer side in her as we can see when she helps to wash the enchanting novice's boobs during bath time. It just goes to show that even the hardest of hearts can be melted by a brace of beatific boobies.

 

Naughty nuns cavorting naked in public (NSFW).

This clip is taken from the 1971 movie The Devils, a film based on historical events which took place at a convent in Loudon in the 1630s where the nuns claimed to have been possessed by demons and got up to all sorts of lewd shenanigans, making themselves a major tourist attraction in the process. If the film version is anything to go by they certainly put on quite a performance for their adoring public. Should you wish to learn more about these real life naughty nuns there is an article about the Loudon possessions here.

 

A naughty nun in a spot of bother (NSFW).

As any nunsploitation fan will tell you, naughty nuns are every bit as keen on flagellation as they are on sweet lesbian loving and no film can truly be considered nunsploitation without at least one instance of some nun flogging fun. This scene is from the 1974 classic The Sinful Sisters of Saint Valentine in which Sister Rosario (Aldina Martano) is stricken with a sickness which the sadistic lesbian mother superior (in nunsploitation the mother superior is almost always a sadistic lesbian) interprets as demonic possession. There is, of course, only one cure for a possessed nun and that is to be soundly flogged in front of all the other nuns.


A naughty nun party and its aftermath (NSFW).

A sadistic lesbian mother superior's work is never done. She has to maintain order in a convent full of naughty nuns who keep getting up to all sorts of saucy shenanigans at every opportunity. Here is a fine example of the sort of misbehaviour that goes on from The Story of a Cloistered Nun with a bunch of salacious cenobites holding a late night naughty nun party replete with drinking, cross dressing and nun on nun canoodling. Sadly for Sister Carmela (Eleonora Giorgi) her attendance at one of these sinful gatherings is discovered by the mother superior who at once has her stripped and tied up for a good thrashing to make an example of her. We should not rush to judgement on the mother superior; she is only doing her job. It's not her fault if she loves it.

 

Japanese naughty nuns (NSFW).

Nunsploitation movies are not confined to the Western world; a number of outstanding examples of the genre have also been made in Asia of which a fine illustration is School of the Holy Beast from 1974. Here we see a surprise dorm inspection unearth some decidedly unholy goings on which, as you probably guessed, results in some flagellation for the miscreants concerned. There is a departure from the usual formula, however, as the two shameful sisters are made to participate in a topless nun whip fight for the entertainment of their peers. If this scene is anything to go by I can't imagine why it is that topless nun whip fighting has never become an Olympic sport.