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Wild wet women (NSFW).

 

Various wild women from mainstream cinema who just love getting naked and wet.

 

When skinny dipping goes awry (NSFW).

The 1986 film Golden Temple Amazons, like all Jesus Franco films, features an abundance of bare breasted babes. But suddenly, to the shock and disappointment of Franco fans, a fully clothed woman shows up in the form of Bella (Alicia Príncipe), a member of a group of explorers heading for the Blue Mountains. Happily she doesn't keep her clothes on for long as the party chance upon a lake and she just can't help but get naked and jump in. This nude swim quickly goes awry as she attracts the attentions of a voyeur and a hippopotamus. Fleeing from the hippo (without bothering to get dressed) she explores a nearby cave where she is spied by some of the bare breasted amazons of the title before being overcome by soporific fumes. It looks like she's really having a bad day.

 

Wild wet women with guns (NSFW).

A group of reprobate American soldiers are on the run from justice in the 1978 war movie The Inglorious Bastards when they chance upon a group of German girls who have decided to take a break from the blitzkrieg to do some nude bathing. When they discover that the interlopers are enemy troops these furious Frauleins grab their guns and start shooting, leading to an undignified retreat for the horny heroes.

 

 

Wild wet women wrestling (NSFW).

Now this is what I call a royal rumble. In this clip from the 1984 film Beautiful Wrestlers Down For the Count a group of students at a women's wrestling school have broken the school rules and for this they must be punished. This punishment involves them being made to strip down to their knickers for a five girl mass brawl while having buckets of water thrown over them. Why can't WWE be like this? (If you enjoy this video there is another clip from the same film in the Brawling Babes section).

 

Wild wet women in the showers (NSFW).

In order to investigate potential shady shenanigans occurring in a mental hospital Abbie (Tania Busselier) gets herself checked in as a patient only to have her suspicions confirmed. For a start, all of the inmates are attractive young women whose institution issue uniforms leave very little to the imagination and they spend an awful lot of time stark naked. This is because the hospital is actually a front for a pornographic film studio. In this scene Abbie joins the other girls for a shower only to be accosted by Juana (Lina Romay) who is obsessed with having her bottom thoroughly cleaned at every opportunity. The resulting confrontation leads to a host of women in wild, wet shower block action in Greta: The Mad Butcher by legendary sleaze master Jesus Franco.

 

A wet wild girl (NSFW).

This post features a welcome return to the wild wet women section for Tanya Roberts, this time in the 1984 film Sheena in which she plays the titular heroine who teams up with a TV reporter to thwart a bunch of bad guys attempting to stage a coup in a fictional African country. Here she is demonstrating to her bemused companion that wild girls like nothing better than stripping off and plunging into any nearby body of water at every opportunity.

 

Wild wet Japanese women (NSFW).

Just by way of a break from the usual formula here are some wet women who are wild with joy rather than indignation. This scene is taken from Girl Boss: Crazy Ball Game, one of a series of Japanese films about girl gangs made in the 1970s. The girl gang in question, having just pulled off a very successful heist can think of no more fitting way to celebrate their new found wealth than to go for a group skinny dip.

 

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