Exhibitionist cinema 4 (NSFW)
Girls getting naked for CMNF and CFNF scenes in mainstream films.
Emergency exhibitionism (NSFW).
In the 1972 horror film The Flesh and Blood Show a group of young actors decide to rehearse their upcoming play in a creepy old theatre only to fall victim to all sorts of sinister shenanigans. At the start of the film two of the actresses, Carol and Jane (played by Luan Peters and Judy Matheson) are soundly asleep in their flat when they are awakened by a frantic knocking at the door. Carol brazenly answers the door without bothering to put any clothes on and is startled to discover fellow cast member John, apparently the victim of a stabbing, leaking claret all over the place, leading Carol to run about in a panic with her big bouncing boobies jiggling vigorously. Jane rather unsportingly has her nightwear on so alas we don’t get to see her boobs in this scene but rest assured that she does have a nude scene later in the film, as indeed do all the other actresses with never more than a few minutes going by without another bared beauty showing it all off (this is a 1970s horror film after all).
Magical boobs (NSFW).
These clips are taken from laughably awful 1984 shlockfest The Warrior and the Sorceress which stars David Carradine as itinerant martial arts master Kain who arrives in a small town in which two rival warlords battle for control and the wily wandering warrior hatches a plan to pit them against one another to ensure their mutual destruction by convincing each that he is their ally against the other. Not exactly original I know but the film is saved by its staggering silliness and the presence of Maria Socas as Naja, the sorceress of the title, who can apparently create a magical sword which will make its wielder invincible and who spends most of the film wearing little more than a thong. Presumably she has magical tits which must remain unfettered to enable her supernatural sword smelting powers: they certainly do have a bewitching effect as she wobbles and jiggles her way through the movie.
A naked gladiator girl (NSFW).
Pretentious big budget movies just cry out to be parodied and 2000's Gladiator is very much a case in point. Happily the parody version, Gladiator Eroticus vs The Lesbian Warriors, not only makes a mock of the original but also boasts a host of bare beauties in gladiatorial action as General Eroticus (Darian Caine) wows the crowd with her martial prowess and insatiable lesbian lust. However, when Emperor Dickus Minimus tries to introduce a heterosexual element into proceedings the fans are, quite understandably, far from happy.
CMNF interrupted (NSFW).
What better way to spend the evening than attending a CMNF soiree? Clearly that is the view taken by a group of chaps in the saucy 1973 movie Fruhreifen Report. However, hardly have the ladies of easy virtue whom they have employed for the occasion disrobed than proceedings are rudely interrupted by the police, resulting in befuddled bare babes scattering in all directions as they flee into the night.
CMNF showtime (NSFW).
Here is a clip of unknown provenance I chanced upon some years back which, in my view, should have become the paradigm for musical numbers. This chap simply cannot sing a note (in fact, the song is more enjoyable if you mute the sound) but the performance still makes for enthralling viewing thanks to the brace of bare babes who flank him. Just imagine all those predictable formulaic variety shows on TV being given just such a CMNF twist: what a joyous place the world would surely become.
Stripping schoolgirls (NSFW).
Ano (Miko Mibu) is a Japanese schoolgirl with a saucy secret: she likes to roam around on school premises partially or fully naked with the risk of discovery at any moment proving to be a thrill seeker's heaven for her in The Exposure of Ano. When her school friends learn of her surreptitious exhibitionism they demonstrate their solidarity by joining her on one of her naughty naked expeditions and what an enchanting sight they are.
Exhibitionism: The Musical (NSFW).
Here is a video of Rockbitch, my all time favourite girl band, in action performing Holy for an enraptured audience. These saucy sirens not only performed in states of undress but also indulged in on stage sex acts (sometimes involving lucky members of the audience) until the self appointed arbiters of morality finally got them banned from appearing anywhere with even their cinematic magnum opus Bitchcraft now being all but unobtainable. It seems our liberal 21st Century society is strangely intolerant of women who manifest unrestrained sexual appetites. Do I detect the fetid whiff of double standards? Surely not.
A strange strippergram (NSFW).
Many strippergrams have acts which involve peeling off uniforms of one kind or another. We are all familiar with stripping police officers, nurses and so forth. This routine, from the 1977 film Red Nights of the Gestapo, seems to be aimed at what I imagine would be a rather niche market. Of course if this video gets a lot of views I may have to revise that opinion.
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