Strange cinema
Strange, surreal and sexy video clips from the movies.
Mission Improbable (NSFW).
The 1984 movie Revenge of the Nerds marks another delve into the well worn jocks versus nerds scenario as a bunch of downtrodden dweebs seek to overthrow their alpha male oppressors. Here we see them launching a raid on the sorority house where all the jock loving cheerleaders are lodged, stealing their panties as a diversion while their fellow nerds surreptitiously install CCTV cameras and a television transmitter before heading home to enjoy hours of bare sorority babe TV as their victims resume the normal sorority girl routine of wandering around in states of undress, completely oblivious to the enormous 1980s video cameras installed throughout the building. Perhaps this portrayal of campus life is not entirely realistic but, hey, we get to see bare babes so who cares?
A frigid babe (NSFW).
In the annals of strange cinema the 2008 film Me Too surely stands out as one of the strangest. The movie follows the journey of a disparate group of travellers as they go in search of a mystical location which has the power to grant true happiness to those who can find it. In this scene one of the travellers has told the only girl in the group that women can only achieve this feat if they travel there naked. This is actually a joke but the young lady takes the comment at face value and at once strips completely nude to run pell-mell towards her heart's desire. The actress in question, Alisa Shitikova, is certainly made of stern stuff: I doubt many of us would have the fortitude to run for miles through knee deep snow while stark naked no matter how generous the reward on offer.
A strange Rorschach test (NSFW).
The Rorschach ink blot test has long been used by psychologists as a tool to gain insights into a person's psyche. In this clip from Cloistered Nun: Runa's Confession a lady takes a decidedly eccentric approach to the Rorschach test. I wonder what subconscious stirrings it might awaken in you.
Some stimulating showgirls (NSFW).
There are some strange tourist attractions scattered around the world and this one, from 1976's Black Velvet, is not just strange but sexy too. Tourists Laura and Pina, played by Laura Gemser and Annie Belle, are visiting Egypt when they are invited to take in a floor show with a difference as some bare babes put on a CFNF lesbian sex exhibition for them. Not surprisingly, the two tourists find this show so stimulating that they hasten back to their hotel to indulge in some sweet lesbian loving of their own.
A public spanking.
While this clip will likely seem strange to modern eyes, for many years it was considered a chap's inalienable right to chastise a wayward spouse with a sound spanking. In the 1963 western McLintock! shrewish wife Katherine (Maureen O'Hara) gets the treatment after being chased through the town in her underwear by her long suffering husband to the great joy of the assembled townsfolk (including her own daughter). Indeed, spanked female bottoms were once a mainstay of the cinema and, should you doubt my word, you can find a wealth of information on the subject here.
A forgotten art.
Tassel tossing used to be a highly popular form of entertainment. There were even tassel tossing contests including world championships. Then, for reasons which escape me, this exquisite art form fell from favour. I, for one, would love to see a tassel tossing revival and after seeing this demonstration by Cassandra Peterson (as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark) I think you will too.
The Dong of Doom.
For some reason the future, as portrayed in the movies, is dystopian more often than not. A Clockwork Orange, released in 1971, gives its dystopia a surreal and darkly humorous twist as antihero Alex DeLarge (brilliantly portrayed by Malcolm McDowell) and his chums terrorise society with random acts of gratuitous untraviolence. This scene features the young scamp in what turns out to be a fateful encounter with a crazy cat lady.
Daydreaming done right (NSFW).
An artist (Julie Graham) finds herself constantly drifting off into daydreams about naked girls in the 1991 short film Rosebud. Perhaps you think there's nothing strange about that but I understand that there are many people in the world who are unfortunate enough not to find themselves being haunted by visions of bare babes at all hours. Should you be one of that unhappy band try watching the video a few times and then closing your eyes for a bit. It could be just the nudge that your imagination needs.