Weird Videos 02
Bizarre, funny and NSFW video clips from the Web.
Festive funbags.
A few years back Sara X Mills became an internet sensation by inventing "boob twerking". Just to get you all in a festive mood here is one of her Christmas videos. (Warning: may induce titty hypnosis).
CMNF Star Wars (NSFW).
Is having a GF who is into reenacting classic Star Wars scenes in the nude too much to ask for? In my experience the answer to this question is, unfortunately, yes. At least this video gives us a tantalising glimpse of what such a happy scene might look like.
Alien invasion; Japanese style.
A chap wistfully muses on the possibility of an invasion of bikini clad babes in this clip from the 2011 movie Karate Robot Zaborgar. If nothing else this demonstrates that you should be careful what you wish for.
Ninja Warrior done right (NSFW).
If this clip is anything to go by the French version of the Ninja Warrior franchise is way more entertaining than the variant we get where I live.
Housework done right (NSFW).
Recently robot butlers and maids have been touted as the solution to all our home help needs yet again. Given that we've been promised domestic robots in the near future for decades I'm more than a little cynical about the possibility. Besides, who needs robots when you could have your housework done by a beauteous bare babe like this saucepot? Just imagine her turning up at your home for a vigorous French polishing session.
Fundraising done right (NSFW).
Fundraising events inevitably seem to follow the same well worn round of tombolas, raffles and the like but here is an innovation you're sure to like: sponsored boob groping. Who wouldn't part with some of their hard earned cash to join in the fun?
First day at work, JAV style (NSFW).
The first day in a new job usually involves some sort of induction process but in the works of legendary JAV studio Soft on Demand induction for new female employees means stripping naked in front of the entire workforce for some CFNF CMNF fun. Truly a wonderful work ethic.
Overcoming ennui done right (NSFW).
Do you have a boring job? If so, here is some sage advice from Bob Godfrey's 1970 cartoon Henry 9 'til 5 to help you cope with the tedium. I have tried this approach myself and I can tell you that it definitely works.