Tits of fury
Videos of topless and nude girls fighting in kung fu films.
An amazon army of bare breasted babes (NSFW).
When the titular antihero of the 1987 movie Cobra Verde is dispatched to Africa as an agent for a shady cartel he becomes embroiled in a plot to overthrow the local ruler. This coup is to be carried out by an army of bare breasted babes in order that their bouncing boobs will befuddle the king's bodyguard so much that they will be unable to protect their monarch. Cobra Verde is given the task of training this army of topless assassins and he soon transforms them from an undisciplined jiggling rabble into a highly disciplined fighting force whose boobies bounce in unison as they bear down on their hapless foes. I think this lucky sod may have landed the best job in the world, or if not it must be pretty damned close.
The perils of showboating (NSFW).
Focus is vital in any martial encounter. This is just as true for women's topless boxing (an inexplicably neglected combat sport) as it is for any other martial art. In this clip from the film Punch we can see what happens when a girl fails to focus on her opponent.
A CMNF kung fu hooker in action (NSFW).
The rather improbable plot of the 1993 kung fu flick Women on the Run is that a prostitute who is also a martial arts expert teams up with a female cop to take down a major crime syndicate. In this scene, which occurs early in the film, kung fu hooker Swallow (Tamara Guo) unleashes her tits of fury on a disrespectful client as she hands out some summary CMNF kung fu justice.
Magical ninja boobs (NSFW).
Quite apart from their legendary mastery of stealth and subterfuge ninjas are reputed to be masters of magical martial arts. In the case of female ninjas these mystical powers can be greatly amplified by the simple expedient of getting their boobs out, as we can see in this clip from Female Ninjas in Bed with the Enemy.
Tattooed tits of fury (NSFW).
If you enjoy samurai slasher movies with lopped of limbs all over the place and fountains of blood spraying the camera then the Lone Wolf and Cub series, made in the early 1970s, is very much for you. It is the story of disgraced ronin turned assassin Ogami Itto who "walks the way of hell" with his infant son in tow. The fourth film in the series, Baby Cart in Peril, introduces the character of Oyuki (Michi Azuma); a female assassin who has had her boobs tattooed with demonic figures so that when she deploys them in combat the juxtaposition of beguiling boobies and terrifying tattoos will befuddle her foes, giving her a decisive advantage. As you can see, this proves to be a winning strategy.
A CMNF Jiu Jutsu demonstration (NSFW).
This clip is something of a departure from the usual Tits of Fury videos in that, rather than the bare babes in kung fu action you have come to know and love, here is a lady demonstrating her Jiu Jutsu techniques while completely naked. I would love to know how to enrol for lessons at her dojo (and I bet you would too).
Shower surprise ninja action (NSFW).
Ninja film fans will be well aware that ninjas are inexorably attracted to wet soapy women. In the 1986 ninja nonsense classic Golden Ninja Warrior there is a variation on the theme as a would be assassin tries to sneak up on naked ninja babe Sherri (Queenie Yang) while she is showering. Such are Sherri's martial skills that she can dry herself within one second of getting out of the shower, so dealing with an interloper shouldn't present her with much of a problem.